Phil smiled widely as Smiley clutched him, happy that he’d escaped Quiz’s ship. If there was anything Phil was a master in, it was escaping. Smiley and Phil slowly separated and exchanged a smiling look, before Smiley’s face grew a tint of red on her cheeks and she looked away, embarrassed. Phil actually lets out a chuckle as Zack and Phred approached the two.

“What happened up there, Phil? There was a… light. It looked like a…” Phred asked, trying to make sense of the situation. Phil’s smile faded as he turned and looked into the sky to see the aftermath of the explosion and small amounts of debris floating away.

“…Diz was gonna kill us all, so I looked for any kinds of weapons on Quiz’s ship. The only thing I found was the self-destruct button. Quiz pressed it, told me to get in the escape pod and flew the ship straight into Diz’s. Quiz is gone. They’re all gone.” Phil explained a level of sadness in his voice. Smiley, Phred, and Zack shared his expression before Zack looked back at Phil.

“Well, at least things can go back to normal now, right?” Zack asked. Not a moment after Zack had finished speaking, the group heard a window shatter. The group turned their attention to the source of the noise to see the Student Counsellor: Mr. Mister on the ground, surrounded by shards of broken glass as blood began to pour from his body. He was covered in cuts, bruises, and lacerations. Phil and the group rushed over and loomed over Mr. Mister’s beaten form.

“Sir, what happened to you?!” Phil asked incredulously. Mr. Mister looked up at Phil.

“I think somebody beat me up.” Mr. Mister said weakly 

"ERR, WHO DID THIS?!"Phil asked in anger

Mr. Mister's eyes rolled back in his head, death coming over him. The group blanched at the sight as Smiley covered her mouth with her hands in shock. The group’s attention was grabbed were the soft sound of glass clattering to the ground as someone climbed out of the window that Mr. Mister had been thrown through. He was a young child with scruffy, grey hair, grey clothes and… actually, all of him was completely grey. Whack Kid looked over to the group and gave some of his bones a quick crack before glaring at the group, ready to have them join Mr. Mister. At the look, Zack broke the silence.

“RUN!!!!” Zack yelled as he ran in the opposite direction. Phil however, stayed where he was as he looked back to Whack Kid.

“You guys go. I’ll buy you some time.” Phil said, trying to think of some way to actually slow the Kid down. Smiley immediately took a few steps closer to Phil.

“What?! No chance! We’re not leaving you alone with him! You saw what happened to Mr. Mister!” Smiley exclaimed, trying to convince Phil to leave with them as Whack Kid began to walk towards the three students.

“Phred, get her out of here! NOW!!” Phil ordered. Phred hesitated for a moment before grabbing Smiley and beginning to pull her in the same direction that Zack had ran. Smiley struggled non-stop as she screamed at Phred to let her go and to not leave Phil. Deep down, Phred wanted nothing more than to obey her and get Phil out of there. But, he was scared. And Phil was brave. If there was anyone who could save them, it would be Phil. Phil and Whack Kid kept their gazes locked as Whack Kid continued to draw closer.

Upon reaching him, Whack Kid threw a punch at Phil, eager to end his life like many before him. However, Phil managed to duck and dodge the punch, allowing Phil to run into Riddle Elementary School. Whack Kid glared before chasing after him, just as Phil planned. With his friends no longer in danger, Phil tried to devise a plan to deal with Whack Kid. Phil looked behind him to see that Whack Kid was actually faster than him and gaining on him. Phil blanched as he ran into the boys’ toilets and ran straight to the sleekly designed sinks, plugged the plugs and turned on all the faucets. Phil then unscrewed a container in his pocket and dumped the content inside on the ground. Just as he did so, Whack Kid burst through the door and slowly walked towards Phil again, becoming more annoyed by the boy’s lack of submission to Whack Kid’s brutality. 

Whack Kid once again swung his fist at Phil’s face, and Phil once again dodged it. However, Whack Kid managed to turn around and slam his knee into Phil’s chest, sending him careening back into the door on the other side of the room. Phil was sure he felt his sternum buckle for a moment from the strike as he slowly climbed back to his feet. Whack Kid let out a breath before he began to walk towards Phil again. However, the water from the sinks had finally overflown and made it onto the floor, mixing with the liquid hand soap that Phil had dumped onto the floor. As soon as Whack Kid’s foot came into contact with the bubbly fluid, he slipped face first onto the hard ground with an audible ‘smack’ and ‘crack’. Using that moment of distraction, Phil left the toilets and limped over to the next room.

“Looks like I can give him the slip. (I can’t believe I said that.)” Phil said to himself as he enters the girls’ toilets… or the small cavern that was actually behind the girls’ toilets door. As the pain in his chest subsided slightly but continued to ache, Phil realized that he’d walked into a dead-end. He was silently cursing to himself, Then he stopped in shock when in his reflection on the gumball machine Quiz is right behind him, smiling, then Phil turned around to see... no one, he quickly took hold of the gumball machine that was inside the room and shook it, leaving the gumballs all over the room. After he did so, Phil was greeted with the furious face of Whack Kid at the entrance of the room. Blood was pouring profusely from Whack Kid’s nose and a small amount was dribbling from his lip as a small number of bubbles clung to his body. Whack Kid began to stride forward, more determined than ever to kill the boy in the green sweatshirt.

…Only to slip on a number of gumballs and fall onto his back. There was an audible ‘smack’ as the back of Whack Kid’s head collided with the ground. Seeing his chance, Phil ran forward, literally running over Whack Kid in the process, and ran for the teacher’s lounge. 

“Looks like I’m on a roll. …I need to stop being so easily amused.” Phil said to himself as he ran. Not stopping once, Phil ran into the head teacher’s office and began searching through the desk.

“C’mon, C'mon, C'mon!” Phil continued to search frantically until he finally found what he was looking for. A small red-buttoned device with the Vizion logo (https://www.deviantart.com/jacobsworld2012/art/The-Flag-of-Vizion-2-0-664857359 ) behind it that's the color blue.

“Yes! Thank you, Quiz.” Phil said to himself in tears or joy as he began to leave, only to hear the door begin to move. Phil blanched as he hid underneath the desk as the door was suddenly forced open. Whack Kid was livid. He was beyond angry and wanted nothing more at that moment to kill Phil. Whack Kid slowly walked towards the desk while a voice that sounded a lot like Diz but more creepy in his head said "DO IT, KILL HIM, HE'S TO PATHETIC TO LIVE". Edging ever closer… Phil began to sweat as the footsteps drew nearer. Whack Kid placed his hand on the desk before quickly flipping it over to reveal… no one. Whack Kid blanched in confusion as a blur of green caught the corner of his eye before the door slammed shut. Whack Kid let out a large shout of frustration before kicking the door down and searching once again for Phil.

Eventually, he came to Miss Cophey’s classroom and noticed something peculiar. The sight of a bald head poking out ever-so-slightly from behind Miss Cophey’s desk. But it was enough for Whack Kid to see. He walked into the room, never once taking his eyes off of Phil’s head. Whack Kid opened up one of the desks and managed to fish out two pencils before walking up behind Phil. Before Phil could react, Whack Kid reached over Phil’s head and stabbed him in the eyes with the pencils. Whack Kid felt a moment of satisfaction… but, it was short-lived. Phil didn’t scream. He didn’t even flinch. Walking around, Whack Kid realized that it was some kind of dummy made of a paper bag and a backpack. Whack Kid looked up to see Phil walking out of the room from his hiding place on the other side of the door "so, that's your plan to Exterminate, isn't it? If you get past me, you'll kill them all, won't you? Humans, Aliens, Everyone, Everyone's Hopes, Everyone's Dream, Vanquished in an instant, But I won't let that happen, Not now, Not ever, Because I AM PHILIP ALBUS EGGTREE, EARTH'S 1ST YOUNG HERO" Phil said with his soul filled with Determination.

A crowd from outside started to repeatedly shout "Paz al Planeta" turns out while Phil and Whack Kid were having there little "play date" Smiley started a Revolution against Whack Kid's Wrongdoings by telling the whole town the truth about Vizion, what Phil had Done, and whats happening right now.

"ASTA LA VESTA BABY" Phil said with a smile before he finally pressed the button in his hand and shut the door behind him locking it in the process. Whack Kid strode forward to chase him, but four sounds caught his attention. There were four scanners creating a wireframe hologram of four students, one for each chair of the classroom. Phil had reactivated Quiz’s defense systems. When the scanners realized that the chairs were empty, they each adopted a warning sign and four separate futuristic guns descended from the ceiling and aimed at the only living person in the room. Whack Kid. Whack Kid blanched at the sight of the guns aimed at him and he tried to run out of the room, but the guns were faster. Each of them fired a torrent of laser-like energy blasts at Whack Kid. He tried to dodge to the best of his ability, but once he got hit by one, he got hit by the rest. Whack Kid exclaimed in pain as his body became more and more burnt and destroyed before he completely exploded in a torrent of gore.

Phil sighed in relief from the other side of the door before he began to clutch his chest that was still aching from the hit he took and began to walk out of the school. He leaned against the wall by the school’s entrance as he tried to catch his breath as his adrenaline rush began to subside "if Quiz were here, he would be so Proud of me" Phil said to himself. Phil turned his gaze upwards to see three faces that he was more than happy to see approaching him. Smiley, Phred, and Zack all ran back in the direction of the school, having heard the gunshots and seen Phil emerge in one piece. Phil took on a soft smile and told his friends how important they are to him before he slid down the wall weakly and immediately fell asleep, the day’s events finally taking their toll on the young man. Phil didn’t dream of sheep as he slept… but he was pretty sure he saw a flying pig at one point.

To be continued...

Original By SpyKrueger

(https://www.deviantart.com/spykrueger/art/DBX-Whack-Kid-VS-Phil-Eggtree-612937045 )

Remix By DaisyTDM(aka me)

Whack Your... By Box10.com
Riddle School By Jonochrome